Sermon on the (Capitol) Hill


Obama’s version of the 10 Commandments:

Thou shalt have no other gods (before me)…
… not Mitt, not Paul Ryan, maybe Clinton in ’16

Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven images or any likenesses…
…though that Hope poster was kinda cool

Not take the LORD’s name in vain…
…remember how I sent the Marines after that tin-pot LORD’s Army

Remember the Sabbath day…
… more importantly, remember the Election Day

Honor thy father and they mother…
…for thou are going to need that bed in their basement and part of what’s left of their 401K

Thou shalt not kill…
…without an assault weapon

Thou shalt not commit adultery…
… if I did, I’ll be dead. Have you seen Michelle’s forearms?

Thou shalt not steal…
… unless thou are the 1%

Thou shalt not bear false witness …
…use executive privilege if thou are pressed to do so

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s house, nor thy neighbour’s wife;
… but thou can covet thy neighbour’s ass now – it’s legal now

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