GOP: House of Cards…Who’s Holding, Who’s Folding?


Unable to beat Obama crooning “Let’s Stay Together” and Romney singing “America the Beautiful”, Santorum sings out (or signs out) with Kenny Rogers’ “The Gambler”:

On a warm summer’s evenin’ on a train campaign bound for nowhere,
I met up with the gambler pollster; we were both too tired to sleep.
So we took turns a starin’ out the window at the darkness
‘Til boredom overtook us, and he began to speak.

He said, “Son, I’ve made a life out of readin’ people’s faces,
And knowin’ what their
ballot cards were by the way they held their eyes.
And if you don’t mind my sayin’, I can see you’re out of
aces bases.
For a taste of your whiskey I’ll give you some advice.”

So I handed him my bottle and he drank down my last swallow.
Then he bummed a cigarette and asked me for a light.
And the night got deathly quiet, and his face lost all expression.
Said, “If you’re gonna play the game, boy, ya gotta learn to play it right.

You got to know when to hold ’em, know when to fold ’em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money delegates when you’re sittin’ at the table.
There’ll be time enough for countin’ when the
dealin’s convenin’s done.

Ev’ry gambler politician knows that the secret to survivin’
Is knowin’ what (hand) to throw away and knowing what to keep.
‘Cause ev’ry hand’s a winner and ev’ry hand’s a loser,
And the best that you can hope for is to
die in your sleep be picked as a Veep.”

And when he’d finished speakin’, he turned back towards the window,
Crushed out his cigarette and faded off to sleep.
And somewhere in the darkness the gambler, he broke even.
But in his final words I found an
ace race that I could keep put to sleep.

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A Cynic's Eye View: This is my tongue-in-cheek, one-eyebrow-raised, cynical view of the world of politics & the world of sports (and intriguing intersection of the two) by way of written posts and cartoons. All views expressed are my own (nobody else wants them). Follow me by subscribing here or on twitter @rp_71 Looking forward to the bouquets and brickbats in the comments section Cynics of the world, unite. We have nothing to lose, but our disdains…
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One Response to GOP: House of Cards…Who’s Holding, Who’s Folding?

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