It’s Halftime in America…or is it Game Over?


Imagine if it was Obama doing the voice-over:

It’s halftime. Both teams are in their locker room discussing what they can do to win this game in the second half. Guys, we can do better that “Hope 2” and “Change 2

It’s halftime in America, too – of my 8 year reign. People are out of work and they’re hurting. So are my polling numbers. And they’re all wondering what they’re going to do to make a comeback. We are still on my polling numbers. And we’re all scared, because this isn’t a game. This is not a drill. My ratings are really hurting

I’ve seen a lot of tough eras, a lot of downturns in my life. Read my book “Dreams from my Father”. And, times when we didn’t understand each other. It seems like we’ve lost our heart at times. Read my other book “Audacity of Hope”. When the fog of division, discord, and blame made it hard to see what lies ahead. Read my latest work of fiction “State of the Union”

But after those trials, we all rallied around what was right and what is left, and acted as one. Because that’s what we do. We find a way through tough times, and if we can’t find a way, then we’ll make one. If all fails, we will throw lots of your tax money at one.

All that matters now is what’s ahead. How do we come from behind? How do we come together? And, how do we win? The sequel (Obama 2012) has to more than live up to the original.

This country can’t be knocked out with one punch. Well, wait for my left hook. We get right back up again and when we do the world is going to hear the roar groan of our engines.

Yeah, it’s halftime America. And, our second half is about to begin. Four more years.

This message has been paid for by the SuperPAC “TARP for Everyone”

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About rp71

A Cynic's Eye View: This is my tongue-in-cheek, one-eyebrow-raised, cynical view of the world of politics & the world of sports (and intriguing intersection of the two) by way of written posts and cartoons. All views expressed are my own (nobody else wants them). Follow me by subscribing here or on twitter @rp_71 Looking forward to the bouquets and brickbats in the comments section Cynics of the world, unite. We have nothing to lose, but our disdains…
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