Who is Green Lantern?

With the power to change history and transform reality, is Sarah Palin a secret member of the Green Lantern Corps?

>>>In a universe as vast as it is mysterious, a small but powerful force has existed for centuries. Protectors of peace and justice, they are called the Green Lanterns Corps. A brotherhood (or sisterhood, in this case) of warriors sworn to keep intergalactic order, each Green Lantern wears a ring that grants him / her superpowers. But when a new enemy called Parallax Barax threatens to destroy the balance of power in the Universe, their fate and the fate of Earth lie in the hands of their newest recruit, the first human ever selected: Hal Jordan Sarah Palin.

Hal Sarah is a gifted and cocky test pilot governor, but the Green Lanterns have little respect for humans, who have never harnessed the infinite powers of the ring before. But Hal Sarah is clearly the missing piece to the puzzle and along with his her determination and willpower, he she has one thing no member of the Corps has ever had: humanity verbosity. With the encouragement of fellow pilot Republicans, if Hal Sarah can quickly master his her new powers and find the courage to overcome his her fears, he she may prove to be not only the key to defeating Parallax…he she will become the greatest Green Lantern of all.

Each Green Lantern possesses a power ring and power lantern that gives the user great control over the physical world as long as the wielder has sufficient willpower and strength to wield it. The ring is one of the most powerful weapons in the universe, and can be very dangerous. The rings worn by all Lanterns were technological creations of the Guardians of the Universe Tea Party, who granted such rings to worthy candidates.<<<

>>>Adapted from the press release of the “Green Lantern” movie (2010)<<<

As final proof, Sarah is living true to the Green Lantern Oath and its various versions (so evident, that no adaptation required):

In brightest day, in blackest night, No evil shall escape my sight

Let those who worship evil’s might, Beware my power… Green Lantern’s light!

You who are wicked, evil and mean, I’m the nastiest creep you’ve ever seen!

Come one, come all, put up a fight, I’ll pound your butts with Green Lantern’s light!

In brightest day, through Blackest Night, No other Corps shall spread its light!

Let those who try to stop what’s right, Burn like my power, Green Lantern’s Light!

In loudest din or hush profound, my ears catch evil’s slightest sound

Let those who toll out evil’s knell, Beware my power, the F-Sharp Bell

…and I shall shed my light over dark evil.

For the dark things cannot stand the light, the light of the Green Lantern!


About rp71

A Cynic's Eye View: This is my tongue-in-cheek, one-eyebrow-raised, cynical view of the world of politics & the world of sports (and intriguing intersection of the two) by way of written posts and cartoons. All views expressed are my own (nobody else wants them). Follow me by subscribing here or on twitter @rp_71 Looking forward to the bouquets and brickbats in the comments section Cynics of the world, unite. We have nothing to lose, but our disdains…
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3 Responses to Who is Green Lantern?

  1. Joon says:

    Myth….She may have been the overachiever so far, but way too much attention and concern of this lady….

  2. I know this if off topic but I’m looking into starting my own blog and was curious what all is required to get setup? I’m assuming having a blog like yours would cost a pretty penny? I’m not very web savvy so I’m not 100% positive. Any suggestions or advice would be greatly appreciated. Thanks

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