Step 1 – Play the Man, not the Ball: “Check”


The official reaction to the latest Wikileaks and Julian Assange reminds me of the plan of action to suppress the publishing of a report by Sir Humphrey Appleby in “The Greasy Pole” of the Yes Minister Series:

Stage One: Refuse to publish in the public interest saying
1. There are security considerations.
2. The findings could be misinterpreted.
3. You are waiting for the results of a wider and more detailed report which is still in preparation. (If there isn’t one, commission it; this gives you even more time).

Stage Two: Discredit the evidence you are not publishing, saying

1. It leaves important questions unanswered.
2. Much of the evidence is inconclusive.
3. The figures are open to other interpretations.
4. Certain findings are contradictory.
5. Some of the main conclusions have been questioned. (If they haven’t, question them yourself; then they have).

Stage Three: Undermine the recommendations. Suggested phrases:

1. ‘Not really a basis for long term decisions’.
2. ‘Not sufficient information on which to base a valid assessment’.
3. ‘No reason for any fundamental rethink of existing policy’.
4. ‘Broadly speaking, it endorses current practice’.

Stage Four: Discredit the person who produced the report. Explain (off the record) that
1. He is harbouring a grudge against the Department.
2. He is a publicity seeker.
3. He is trying to get a Knighthood/Chair /Vice Chancellorship.
4. He used to be a consultant to a multinational.
5. He wants to be a consultant to a multinational.”

[Italics for emphasis] 

Now, go ahead and tick off the checklist as the story unfolds…

 

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3 Responses to Step 1 – Play the Man, not the Ball: “Check”

  1. rcanand says:

    Nice:-) Sir Humphrey may learn one more for stage 4 – Stir up or sprinkle in some dirt in the guy’s life and use it to discredit his credibility.

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